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Poon Waster

A guy who doesn't hook up with a girl that he has been flirting with and sitting with at a party or get together, thus wasting poon.
Brandon, are you gonna hook up with that chick already, you're being such a poon waster.
by Dino Susan April 20, 2009
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Waster

Also called Wateration day is a largely celebrated holiday in Eastern Candad. It does not fall on a fixated date. It usually comes tomorrow or on November 11 or every 14th Saturday. Waster is not Waster without soggy bread with sprinkles, fast festive songs and tamed Waster worms. Waster brings rains and is a harvest oriented holiday.
- Happy Waster! Don't forget to bless your soggy bread.

- Oh, is it today already, I thought it was only tomorrow! I'll bring some insipid chocolates!!
by 5real November 11, 2019
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Professional Time Waster..P.T.W.

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.
Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!
by light bearer666 August 16, 2009
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wassergock

An uber gock. A gigantic, sagging belly full of man butter that blocks access to the cock.
His wassergock is so bad it looks like a pregnant scrotum...where's the tip? That guy obviously takes it in the can, his wassergock makes his cock invisible!
by Granuppie April 10, 2009
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Wasterella

A wasted Cinderella; a prima donna with no discernible value, who is rich for no discernible reason
"My boss is the biggest wasterella I have ever seen."

"She's got a huge ass too."
by Humor Smith February 20, 2009
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Weed Waster

A term used for a smoking device which is poorly designed and/or clogged(usually, but not always wood, as in, Woody Weed Waster), causing most of the marijuana to be burned away with little smoke entering the lungs of the smoker.
Hey man, get some papers, I don't want to smoke out of that weed waster...we won't get high.
by Dank Rider July 19, 2004
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wastern

Western Michigan University. Well, the druken part of it.
I go to wastern, where do you go?
by Joe February 17, 2005
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