Wangovèr

N. Wine + Hangover = Wangovèr

When you wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth feeling like the pages of the original old testament, you curse Moses and realize that you are already too hungover from the prior night of debauchery to reach the bathroom. After this thirty seconds of misery, one smacks his lips, perhaps hawks up some mucus to provide some oral lubrication and rolls over in bed destined to wake up at least three more times before he or she first snoozes the alarm.

Example 1:
Albert- Damn man you got TWO wangovèrs last night????
Rapheal- Yuppppp, woke up 6 times before my first snooze.... this is outdated AF... but FML.

Example 2:
Pablo Sanchez- Man, I need some brunch in my system A.S.A.P... the wangovèr was REAL last night!
Pete Wheeler- Lets hit Annie's.

by 53xtown April 11, 2017

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wangover

a hangover from drinking too much wine; the worst kind of hangover.

Made by combining wine + hangover - ineh.

I'm never drinking that much wine again. I had a horrible wangover this morning!

by absolutdusty January 10, 2006

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wankoverable

Something that isn't explicitly sexual or particularly arousing on its own, but is worth masturbating to in a pinch. Still kinda arousing and much better than using your imagination.

'bro, your sister's instagram is fairly wankoverable with all her hot friends on there, but shes definitely no Taylor Swift'

'Jennifer Lawrence is wankoverable on the 'Hunger Games' DVD case if its the only thing you got in your room with you at the time'

by The_Alfmeister November 5, 2017

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