wanker

A commonly used Australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass.
Another word for tosser, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete dick. The term is usually asscossiated with one who masturbates regularly. Often reffered to as having a wank, hence the term wanker (one who wanks).

mike:"oi dickhead move ya fuckin car outta the way...ya blockin the traffic ya fuckin wanker!"

Jack:"Yea have a wank will ya mate!"

by u r cool April 20, 2005

wanker

Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!

He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.

by Ivy Oh August 07, 2003

wankers

A cheifly British term used to identify one who masturbates.

"Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!"

by Frost March 12, 2004

wankered

drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up

oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste

by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003

Wanker

A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.

'For fuck's sake...Bob's been fucking around with the clutch on that car all day! What a wanker!'.

by Bernmeister September 29, 2010

wanker

George W Bush.

Wankers can't be trusted with their own dicks let alone anyone elses.

by Pommydave October 04, 2003

wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

by martin November 10, 2003