Wankerisims

when somebody doesnt know what they are talking about

this jerk-off is full of wankerisims

by badboy September 17, 2003

wankeritis

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007

Wankervision

chronic mastabator, someone who stares at women for the sole purpose of abusing themselves

any tv show like friends where someone watches only to see jen aniston walk around in tight,skimpy,revealing or little or no clothes
(dude friends is total wankervision)

by cheap_trick_rick May 7, 2009

Wankerism

to be so dedicated to a schedule of masturbation that you cancel all plans that interfer with it.

"I had to cancel my Sunday doctors appointment because it interfered on my batein' time.

Dude, You totally practice wankerism"

"Dzie practices wankerism bro."

by PeachTree October 19, 2008

Wankerfied

v. To change the pronounciation of a foreign-loan word in English, whether keeping the proper original spelling or not. This can include tonal inflections and accents.

Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.

The English speakers of the world have an uncanny ability to completely bastardise another language's lexicon, making it wholly impossible for foreigners to learn English at all.

Example:

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.

by Balac the Kraut December 2, 2004

Wankerism

The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.

Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.

by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011

wankerium

When a person (usually a snob) decorates his home with artwork and/or cultural artefacts, placed there for the sole purpose of impressing guests, he is said to live in a wankerium.

Bob dreaded going to dinner parties at Antoine's wankerium, knowing he'd be subjected to boring annecdotes all night.
eg. "Do you like that monkey sculpture in my living room? I picked it up in Istanbul..."

by Peppard01 November 21, 2009