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Wombatting 

The act of the scrotums of two men slapping against each other during a MMF threesome. This is largely incidental contact that happens during double penetration.
John wanted to have a threesome with me and my girlfriend, but was worried about accidentally wombatting me

wombat juice 

Cough Syrup, more specifically the kind with a high level of DXM to make you trip balls. i.e. Coricidin and Robotussin.
"This wombat juice has me straight trippin"

Abby Wambach

A member of the US Women's National Soccer Team. She is quickly gaining ground on Mia Hamm's career goal record of 158 goals. The 5'11 forward is especially known for her amazing headballs in the box, and many of the US goals are from corner kicks that Abby heads in.
"Wow, I'm pretty sure Abby Wambach is better than Mia Hamm"
Abby Wambach by danisoccergirl9 November 26, 2007

moist wombat 

a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.
I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.
moist wombat by purpleTostitos October 21, 2018

Chinless Wombat 

A select breed of woman found mainly at county fairs or equivalent grimy social gatherings. These are generally fat and extremely ugly. Other attributes include the lack of a visible chin due to a myriad of fat, a rank odor similar to that of curdled mayonnaise, and a deficit of clothing revealing protruding rolls of fat.
damn that chinless wombat is busted

persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.
stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.
persian wombat by Jay dov June 3, 2016