Walnut

A term used to describe an ejaculation so powerful it has the velocity to hit the wall

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: So good bro, Handy Mandy gave me the walnut of a lifetime

by Dizzy54 July 21, 2015

Walnuts

A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

by deeznuts19903 October 1, 2009

walnuts

People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.

Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.

(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS

by Paul Li December 9, 2008

Walnut

swimming term: used for when a male dives off the blocks and his tail end coems down too late, making his nuts hit the water with such force that it makes a smashing sound

guy: Damn man, that was one nasty walnut you did there
other guy: yeah man, I can feel it

by Zach December 14, 2004

walnuts

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.

I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.

by w1nt3rmut3 January 13, 2009

Walnut

(Wal-nut) Pronounced: "Wall" and "nut"
A term widely known for Marijuana. Those who use it are on the rather cooler side than the other Pecs (Pecans.) The term "Walnut" originates in the upper east side. Some refer to it as God, but others call it Whoopi Goldberg. One that takes part in such activities may be referred to as a "Nut." When one consumes Walnut, they often becomes "Nuts."

"Damn. I gotta get me some Walnut, so I can go nuts later, Nut."

by SAMFRANCANDLEEBAKE November 18, 2011

walnuts

Absolutely repulsive nuts.

Walnuts are fucking gross..they ruin muffins etc.

by goodygoodygumdrops112 February 6, 2007