Walnut

A term used to describe an ejaculation so powerful it has the velocity to hit the wall
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: So good bro, Handy Mandy gave me the walnut of a lifetime
by Dizzy54 July 06, 2015
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A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.
I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"
by deeznuts19903 October 01, 2009
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People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.
Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.

(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS
by Paul Li February 11, 2007
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swimming term: used for when a male dives off the blocks and his tail end coems down too late, making his nuts hit the water with such force that it makes a smashing sound
guy: Damn man, that was one nasty walnut you did there
other guy: yeah man, I can feel it
by Zach December 15, 2004
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John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.
I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.
by w1nt3rmut3 September 26, 2008
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(Wal-nut) Pronounced: "Wall" and "nut"
A term widely known for Marijuana. Those who use it are on the rather cooler side than the other Pecs (Pecans.) The term "Walnut" originates in the upper east side. Some refer to it as God, but others call it Whoopi Goldberg. One that takes part in such activities may be referred to as a "Nut." When one consumes Walnut, they often becomes "Nuts."
"Damn. I gotta get me some Walnut, so I can go nuts later, Nut."
by SAMFRANCANDLEEBAKE November 18, 2011
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Walnuts are fucking gross..they ruin muffins etc.
by goodygoodygumdrops112 January 21, 2007
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