walk the dogs

1. To win by a large amount in a game or sporting event

2. To really beat up someone in a fight

see stomp johnson

1a. "Did you see the Cowboys game?"
"Yeah, they walked the dogs on the Eagles"
"Man talking 'bout walk the dogs, it was Cowboys 45,
Eagles 14"

1b. "Did you see the Lakers vs. the Pistons last night?"
"Yup, the Lakers got the dogs walked on them"

2. "Did you see that fight at school yesterday?"
"Hell yuh, Jerome walked the dogs on that kid."

by Douglas Teel November 24, 2007

Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019

Walking the Dog

Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.

Hey Vega, I'll be back in fifteen just Walking the Dog.

by MrShades October 31, 2011

Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

by RNPS July 30, 2009

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019

Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

by Seriyon November 29, 2006

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003