Walfordologist 

Anyone who watches 'Eastenders' religiously . a Walfordologist , suffers withdrawals symptoms as a result of missing an episode .

Fifi is a a Complete Walfordologist today. she's spent the whole day online doing Eastenders quiz's , to make up for missing the first 10 minutes of todays episode she hasn't even had her dinner...

Walfordologist by Harry humperdinck January 16, 2011

Wilford Warfstashe

A persona of markiplier...(is murderous)

Markiplier: Well hellow everybody...its me...Wilford Warfstashe

Wilford Warfstashe by Katirina rain October 25, 2016

Wilford Brimley

Anthony Wilford Brimley (1934-2020) was an American actor who became famous for appearing in educational commercials for diabetes, where he often mispronounced the disease as "Diabeetus." He also appeared in ads for Quaker Oats.

"Diabeetus bad. Quaker good."

-Wilford Brimley, probably

Wilford Brimley by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021

wilford brimley

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.

wilford brimley by Big SHug November 29, 2007

Welford 

A black man from Detroit
A black man who exploits
Might seem hard but he is soft
As soft as a mother's bosom
A black man who reads
a black man who has tried weed
7 is his lucky number
7 is also the size of his "member"
skating 7 times a week
Equipped with his mighty spear
This man does not feel fear
for the just, does not need sleep

Black woman: Wow, did you meet Welford?
Black woman 2 : Yeah, He seems really sophisticated!

Welford by Sasuke's mommy September 24, 2019

Wafford Promise 

When you go out of town give your bestfriend the keys to your apartment so he can take care of it, only to come home to find him answering the door in his boxers with his girlfriend inside.

When KB when out of town he gave his keys to MW so he could feed the fish. The Wafford Promise was broken when KB's cousin found MW in his boxers with his girlfriend inside.

Wafford Promise by Kevin Biltheezy June 2, 2009

Wilford Brimley

a root beer soda with cherry flavoring

"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."

Wilford Brimley by ulovetoast December 5, 2011