(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.
by John Hold October 8, 2004
Get the Wake Up with the King mug.When you've been doing something self destructive for some time (perhaps without realizing it) before something serious happens that forces you to come to terms with what you've been doing and that you need to stop.
Usually involves something medical but can involve anything serious.
Usually involves something medical but can involve anything serious.
He used to eat tons of junk food, stuff with all sorts of sugar, salty snack foods, you name it. It doesn't help that he rarely exercised. He didn't seem to get that even the manufacturers of those foods stress the importance of a balanced diet. His wake up call was a heart attack that almost killed him. Fortunately, he took it seriously and made a lot of changes to his lifestyle.
They used to seem like they had everything. They lived well beyond their means. Most people thought they were rich. It took almost losing their house for them to start opening their eyes and living within their means. It was a real wake up call.
They used to seem like they had everything. They lived well beyond their means. Most people thought they were rich. It took almost losing their house for them to start opening their eyes and living within their means. It was a real wake up call.
by Optimist with experience April 14, 2009
Get the wake up call mug.A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.
Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019
Get the wake up lieutenant mug.Scottish Slang for the alcoholic beverage "Dragon Soops." a popular Carbonated, Caffeinated Alcohol Beverage in Scotland.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.
"Ay wee man, buck me some wake-up juice."
A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."
A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."
by Vexatha June 8, 2023
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by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019
Get the Wake up and smell the ashes mug.by Light Joker October 13, 2006
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"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"
Normal person: wake up to reality
Normal person: wake up to reality
by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021
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