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Wake & Toast

It's a violent step further than wake n' bake, for individuals (OGs) that want to ram as much THC in their fucking brain as soon as possible upon awakening, no time for baking muffins, reffering to wake and bake, time to ram as much THC molecules in the brain and toast it a.s.a.p. (usually when in pain, like severe chronic back pain) refering to being shitfaced rapidly and sincerely.
Never mind the wake & bake, I wake & toast until I get the greens or pull a whitey
by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019
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waking up

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.
It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.
by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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Air Wake

A wake of air that is created when someone walks by in almost a run.
We all were sitting around taking when Lonnie walked by so fast he created an air wake.
by Russell Pridgen January 8, 2008
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stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.
Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!
by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010
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Wake and Mod

Wake and Mod is when you first wake up, the first thing you do is grab a cup of water or bottle of water and take half a Modafinil (100mg), one Modafinil (200mg), half an Armodafinil (75mg), or half an Armodafinil (150mg). Sometimes, it can also be 50 to 200mg of Hydrafinil (Fluorenol) or 100 to 200mg of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide).

If it's Armodafinil, sometimes it's called a Wake and Armod. If it's Flodafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Flod or Wake and Flode. If it's Hydrafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Hydra or Wake and Hyde.
Tyler: I woke up at 7am and took 1 Modafinil pill (200mg). Now that's what I call a Wake and Mod!
by HawaiianPunch1 May 30, 2023
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Wake County

"the 2nd most populated county in North Carolina, behind Mecklenburg county, which contains Charlotte. Wake county is home to Raleigh, Cary and Garner to name a few cities. Great place to live, great place to get into trouble. Basically the most freedom to do what you want in any part of the country. It's similar to a real life Grand Theft Auto. You could become rich or you could be crack and push around shopping carts. Either way, alot of fun. Shopping carts don't have brakes! Rick Ross is an ass pirate. It should be 'alot of drug dealin round me-goin down in WAKE COUNTY.' "
Welcome To Wake County. We got whatever you need, and yo ass will be back.
by pissmonger June 21, 2007
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wake and bate

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.
Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.
by brownmatthew November 9, 2009
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