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wafty

"An overly gay appearing chav"
Most waftys are male and can be easily distinguished from the general chav crowd by a variety of combinations of the following:

- Spend far too long worried about their appearance, this is usually extremely obvious in the long hair which has been styled into a rather feminine or ott style.
- They usually appear in pink t-shirts or shirts (these may or may not seem to be slightly small)
- Most wafties wear jeans (although not all jean wearing people are wafties :P)
- The majority of wafties see themselves as great footballers (whether they are or not)
- Wafties will attempt to "big themselves up" to look tougher than they really are.
- They seem to have unbelievably fit girlfriends but who are also unbelievably "blonde"

---Distinguishments from a Chav---

- A male chav will almost never wear pink (see chav definitions)
- Chavs mostly travel in herds (lots of them with lots of wool between the ears) whilst wafties are mostly found in groups of 2 or 3 at most (other than when they are attempting to play football)
Put simplya wafty is A chav that appears gay (but may not be)
by Thrashasaur September 21, 2006
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something or someone who is a hippie or otherwise alternative. earthy people, druidry etc.
that dress is a bit wafty
by Keseral March 31, 2008
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wafty

A male with a stupidly extravagant hairstyle that usually features highlights that make him look like a parking cone. Excessive gel is also present, as well as a snappy dress sense. Mostly plays football, and thinks he has excessive skill ,although more waftys are popping up amongst rugby union players (mainly in the backs). Often flout school dress codes by wearing off-white shirts, or trousers with faint black lines, or checks.
"Look at those wafty's over there, gelling their hair"- Before a game of football.
by Paul S November 30, 2004
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wifty

extremely cool or, in a gaming context, extremely powerful and cool
Wow! That new magical weapon is wifty.
Or
He's been playing forever, he's seriously wifty.
by JosiBird October 30, 2006
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wafty pedofilas

Most commonly described as a male / female among the gypsy community for fraud & deception allegations against elderly people mostly seen in caravan sites

with a unique amount of chickens / hens locked away for strange uses can be described as a pedofile also.
Take oath on my Mother just seen one of the brown’s there a proper bunch of wafty pedofilas.”
by Bagsofcash January 19, 2021
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wifty

The female equivalent of a hubby. Over the years, it has replaced wifey, since wifty rhymes with nifty.
He couldn't wait to get home and sing a lil' song with his nifty lil' wifty.
by Seshie June 5, 2018
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wifty

wifty can be another word for beast, sick, wicked and other words meaning cool or awesome things. it can also stand for White Inbred Fucking Tipsy Yaks. you can come up with something else that it stands for as long as the word yak or yaks is involved, (normally, actually forcibly as the last word)
"Hey dude, i just the most wifty thing EVER!"

"hey you guys, there's a wifty outside!"
by lordhiseman May 11, 2009
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