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Wigglestomper

An extremely gratifying sexual release, achieved whilst standing. Causes one to wiggle one's hips and stomp one's feet, much like a dance, but without the beat.
That girl gives the best head! I swear it's a wigglestomper every time with her!

Rick: "I swear that cashier just did the wigglestomp..."
Tony: "That's why they don't have full length windows on the cashier's booth."
by Big Pimp Daddy March 17, 2010
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sparkling wiggles

The origin comes from video that has surfaced on the Internet featuring a very young girl and two adults who are most likely her parents. In the video, the adults tell the girl to say "sparkling wiggles" repeatedly.

When the little girl attempts to say it, it sounds like "fucking niggers." The young girl is obviously oblivious to what she is actually saying, while the adults laugh about it.

While some consider this to be a harmless video, many comments left on the video on youtube.com and other sites show that many people are offended by this video.
Adult: "There are too many sparkling wiggles at the party."
Young Girl: "There are too many 'fucking niggers' at the party."

Adult: "Get a job sparkling wiggle."
Young Girl: "Get a job 'fucking nigger.'"
by SuperJake March 25, 2007
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sparkling wiggles

a gentler term used when one wishes to say fucking niggers- based on a home video of a young girl attempting to say "sparkling wiggles" despite a speech impediment that makes it sound as if she is saying "fucking niggers"
New England Broseph: Wow, there sure are a lot of sparkling wiggles in The Bronx.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.
by Giggitygoo December 15, 2008
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willy waggle

Willy waggle is to comicly waggle your non erect penis over the face of your partner.
"Aye, so last night I willy waggled yer hot sister"
by Steve-oM September 13, 2006
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Waggle

(N) a group of penises (generally considered to be 3 or more). Analogous to a flock of sheep or a murder of crows.
1. John was shocked as he opened the Playgirl and was confronted by not one or two, but an entire waggle of penises in the centerfold.
2. "Hey Hooch, check out that waggle of penises over on the nude beach!"
3. The graffiti in on the bathroom stall door was thoroughly graphic, containing seven crudely drawn boobs and an entire waggle of peni.
by Chainsaw Jigs January 30, 2014
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Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011
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Piss Wiggles

Main Entry: Piss•Wig•gles

Pronunciation: \ˈpis\ \ˈwi-gəl\

Function: verb

intransitive verb
1 : A small euphoric twitch or bodily shiver, caused by sudden relief of piss exiting the body.
"I got the piss wiggles at the end of the long piss I had to take."

"I get the piss wiggles every time I think about the bomb buddah"
by Justin & Ted October 30, 2008
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