Wafeeqa 

She's probably one of the most dumbest and smartest people you could ever meet. The odds are, she probably shortens her name to a nickname because calling her full name is both scary and if you pronounce it right without any anger directed at her, she feels more like an extraterrestrial than a homo sapien. She may be impulsive at times but overthinks a lot as well.

Wafeeqa, I hope you make your namesake go down in history but not with your cringe anxiety driven behaviour.

Wafeeqa by hazardous_waffle November 23, 2021

Waukee 

a city located in Iowa that is full of rich, stuck up bitches

I hate waukee.

Waukee by Alisha.love September 19, 2018

wakeem 

A handsome,charming and sweet boy who is just amazing. He has a lot of friends and is very popular so you already know he has a girlfriend. He can show off but when he’s not around his girl he’s a cool dude who is actually really sweet to his girl and knows how to make her heart melt❤️

Girl 1: Who is that hottie?
Girl 2: That’s Wakeem and I call dibs

wakeem by Litt_girl_21😜😜 May 30, 2018

Wankee Swap 

When a group of male friends walk into a bathroom together, one may call out in their loudest voice, "Wankee Swap!" Then, as the friends are lined up next to each other at the urinals, a member of the group can call out, "Time!" Each man then stops flow, and steps one urinal to the right (in some situations, the man on the far right may have no urinal to hop to, and instead must cut flow and run to the left hand side of the pee-line). The name "Wankee Swap" and the practice of calling it out are a reference to the episode of The Office where Michael decides the Christmas party will play "Yankee Swap!"

Friend 1- "Oh God, I'm so glad we're finally at the bathroom. I have to piss like a mother."

Friend 2- "Guess what: WANKEE SWAP!"

Friend 1- "Oh Christ. Well played. Let's do this thing. Time!"

Friend 2- "Shit. I can't stop my flow."

Friend 1- "Move it bitch or I will piss on your leg."

Friend 2- That is certainly your perogative since we are playing Wankee Swap.

Wankee Swap by derekhersh November 5, 2009

Waukee 

waukee has wms which holds the fakest 7th grade girls in the world and probably could get a record for most juuling in the bathroom

waukee sucks and is too big

Waukee by wms.sucks May 5, 2019

wankee 

The comparative of wanker in the meaning of someone who fails really hard.

Did you see that?! That guy just walked into that glass wall!
He is such a wankee

wankee by coenie123 September 6, 2012

Wankee 

A slur for wankers. Also spelled wanky.

Hey! Sup, John my wankee?

Wankee by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021