vuvuzelad 

The act of completely pulling all attention away from something (i.e. the world cup soccer games)

Person A: Hey dude did you see the game last night
Person B: No what-

(Hot chick walks by)

Person B: Shit, what were we talking about, that chick totally vuvuzelad me.

vuvuzelad by Ips_laxbro2010 June 28, 2010

vuvuzela 

An extremely loud piece of shit trumpet like instrument used mostly by african fans in the FIFA World Cup 2010 to annoy the hell out of the rest of the world who is watching the competition on TV. It is so loud that it almost overlaps the commentary if somebody is blowing in that thing and it completely nullifies any sort of singing or cheering.
My own theory is that it is used as a primitive radio alternative to communicate the match action between cities, hell prolly even countries considering how LOUD that shit is.

Me: Yes finally the World Cup is here, i'm getting my beer and a bag of chips and i'm gonna enjoy the matches.
Tv:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<<the vuvuzela's are EXTREMELY loud...>>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<OH MY GOD ROBERT GREEN JUST...> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: What the fuck, can you believe this shit? I hate the damn vuvuzela's ban those things already!

vuvuzela by lionfw June 15, 2010

Vuvuzela 

(1):A long, cheaply made plastic torture device that is being used during the 2010 World Cup. Sometimes, you hear one that's louder than the rest. No matter what's happening during the football match, they're at the same level of sound.

(2): The reason my TV will be on mute for all the World Cup

(3): Will appear in the next SAW movie

(1): Person 1: Who are you on the phone with?

Person 2: Suicide Hotline.

Person 1: what?! Why?!

Person 2: Those fucking vuvuzelas are driving me mad.

(2): Person 1: Why are you watching the TV without sound?

Person 2: I'm scared the sound of the vuvuzelas will make me go fucking deaf
Person 1: What's a vuvuzela?

Person 2: Get the fuck out.

(3): Jigsaw: Let's play a game
Person 1: Alright, what kind of game?
Jigsaw: A game of... Football

Person 1: Alright

*starts playing*

Jigsaw: Release the Vuvuzelas!

Person 1: oh my god! Ahhhgfdkerikaskjjgfuejkesdnjv
Jigsaw: heh.

Vuvuzela by AddledSkeptic June 27, 2010

Vuvuzela 

A female porn-star, or one who has all the makings thereof: Plastic, horny and makes a hell of a noise whilst blowing.

See that Jenna Jameson? She's a right vuvuzela.

Vuvuzela by Captain Quark 1 June 16, 2010

vuvuzela 

An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.

Fan #1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday?
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!

vuvuzela by Soccer Fan September 8, 2009

Vuvuzela 

A trumpet used in football matches.

Often mistaken with the sound of Chewbacca taking a shit.

Terrorist #1: I went to the toilet the other day. Sounded like a real vuvuzela.
Terrorist #2: I'm not your friend anymore.

Vuvuzela by RandomNinja June 16, 2010

vuvuzela'd

Being drowned out by incessant protests while trying to say something - inspired by the South African horn being heard the Football World Cup.

The politician tried pacifying the raging mob but was vuvuzela'd by their hoots and jeers.

vuvuzela'd by Mohit Hira June 19, 2010