Vladislavs Dracula

Vlad Tepes (The Impaler). The character who gave birth to the myth of Dracula. Cousin of Stefan The Great And Holy.

Has impaled a great deal of people. This is why he is called 'The Impaler'.

by Nirvanaholic December 15, 2004

The Bratislava Tractor

The Bratislava Tractor is a deviant sexual act of placing one's knees into the back of a willing participant's knees during sexual relations, mostly this is performed in mud pits or marshes. The thrusting partner must drive their partner into the deepest part of the mud via thrusting and "gear shifting" *see grar shifting*. The act then follows with the thrusting partner using only their knees, firmly braced in the backs of their half buried partner's knees, to raise the stuck partner out of the deep pit.

Did you see Sergei giving his wife The Bratislava Tractor at Old Man Peabody's swamp?

Nah

Shit, OK

by CandyButterCheeseEggs November 3, 2022

Vladislav

Vladislav is mad, whenever you see him, mug em.

John: Hey have you seen Vladislav?
Steve: Yeah, I just mugged him and he was pretty mad
VLADS MAD!

by Dhhdhshshshfhshfshshs October 15, 2020

Vladislav

People named Vladislav are manliest man alive.
They are muscular , charming and they have long beautiful hair.
They can chop trees like they chop somebody's mom.

Dimitrije: Damn I wish I was like Vladislav
Peter: Me too

by PeternMuffinnn November 22, 2021

Vladislav

the best boy in my life, greatest speaker and very intelligent man. man who can combinate sexy and cute, my lovely angel.

Vladislav, ilu sunny <3

by k@nr@ November 22, 2021

vladislavian

Someone who thinks they're the best and ONLY them. They frequently act like everyone is below them and in arguments never admit that they are wrong due to the damage it might do to their ego.
They hardly laugh, thinking that laugh is for the weak and the only time they do is when it is to laugh at someone.
In their minds they are "the best" and that they "know best".
A possibility of this behavior is due to sexual frustration.

Arin: Yo, this lighter sucks man let me use another one.

Vladislavian: What are you talking about?!?!?! This lighter uses NASA fuel!!!! It probably costs more than your car!!!

Arin: Dude, there's no way they put NASA fuel in this shitty lighter.

Vladislavian: They do!! I know best okay?!?! You wouldn't know 'cause you're not like me!!!

by Bored_97 February 1, 2010

vanislav

Big mack

Oh look its vanislav he covered the whole tv.

by Manlikemn May 28, 2017