vodka

A Drink made for men, but drank by retarded teens to look cool.

Dad: I think I'm going to drink some Vodka right now.
Son: Can I have some dad ?
Dad: Shut the fuck up son *beats son to the ground*.
Son: whyyyyyy!?!?!
Dad: You wouldn't appreciate it.

by jack o' langue August 04, 2006

vodka

Nail polish remover put into a fancy bottle.

The other day I drank some vodka.. it tasted like shit.

by Kathleen the green bean December 09, 2006

vodka

a drink that burns so good, it makes you feel at home again.

“Wanna shove vodka down our throats tonight?”

“Hell yeah! Shits sweet! “

by totalasskicker69 September 10, 2021

vodka

russian water - evil stuff.

- noo more russian water!!!

by joe April 09, 2004

vodka

mmmmmmmmmmm something me and my mates drink evry friday nite wen we go street beatin. gets u fucked up so u dnt rememba wot happened nd den at skool on monday u find out tings u didint even no u did

sssmmmiirrrnnoofffffffffffffff vodka !

by Reppin Luton May 09, 2005

vodka

people like vodka, little boys get addicted to it. ya the smart ass ones who are ctually smart but turn to dum mushpots after drink fith of vodka for 2 weeks or so

Ass: poor little boy, so young...

Wipe: too bad

by anonoymous pig June 30, 2004

Vodka

Slavic teleportation serum.

Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing

by RussianDumbass May 12, 2019