Vishnu Varthan

The gayest person to ever walk on this planet

Guy1(sabari): I like BTS
Guy2(taruuk): Ah you're such a Vishnu Varthan

by Bbeamboi August 17, 2022

Vishnu Bodavula

Truly one of the most inspiring life stories in all of human history. He was originally a high ranking member of the nudist colony of bonkymnobols, a strange society based out of Northern India, close to Nepal. He achieved much for his nudist colony, but he almost never got the chance to do so. In fact, his parents were very close to aborting him. Thank god they didn’t. Vishnu, sometime in his teen years, decided to move to the United States. The land of opportunity. Knowing how to organize a nudist colony allowed him to assimilate into the business world fairly quickly. He became business partners with Elon Musk and eventually went to Mars. When he returned to Earth, everyone welcomed him home with open arms. Everyone that is, except Elon himself. He fired Vishnu after learning about his nudist days, and the human sacrificing rituals and the unorthodox ways he used swiss rolls in said rituals. Vishnu was now homeless. Legend has it, he went back to his homeland and joined back up with his Nudist brothers.

George W. Bush: “I knew Vishnu Bodavula for many years. He was a truly great man, and an even better mistress. WAIT!”

by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 01, 2019

Vishnu Boy

The best type of man you could ever wish for, very smart , very intelligent and attractive. Every gyal from all schools does want to date them.

Oh my goodness he's so hot he must be a Vishnu Boy

by sexyredmanxoxo January 23, 2023

Cheeky Vishnu

When you are getting a body slide you pop it up and slip it in

Are you going to do a cheeky Vishnu tonight?

by Cheeky ways November 03, 2016

Dirty Vishnu

It's similar to the Dirty Sanchez but instead of the mustache you place a dot between the eyes like Indians wear.

Check out my Dirty Vishnu. Tom gave it to me this morning on my path to enlightenment.

by limebear March 13, 2009

Vishnu man

A supreme wetlord and meme lords. Outshines all other schools. Usually dates Saraswati girls or Lakshmi girls. Brilliant yet retarded

“Aye look at that Vishnu Man with all them birdies”

by Shiva man October 25, 2019

Holy Vishnu

1.An explanation used to express amazement, suprise, or awe.

2. Also used to express dissapointment or anger.

1."Tommy just got his new bike!"

"Holy Vishnu!"

2. "I lost your necklace"

"Holy Vishnu, I can't believe you!"

by Elki Venshwitz March 17, 2007