A sweaty and sus 12 year old who plays fortnite and absolutely ass rapes people to compensate for being Cummed in when they were 7
by Daddyfingers February 24, 2022
Get the Virgin marymug. Noun: A person who is smoking marijuana for the first time, usually followed by excessive coughing and a repeating statement of "I'm so high."
The Virgin Mary Jane began eating all of my pizza rolls and kept saying "I'm so high."
That pussy only took one hit.
That pussy only took one hit.
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Get the Virgin Mary Janemug. That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
by lolcopter:) October 17, 2011
Get the Virgin Mary Syndromemug. An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
by 69 All Stars May 8, 2013
Get the Virgin Mary Syndromemug. That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Get the The Virgin Mary's hymenmug. When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.
by ElephantGirl96 April 3, 2017
Get the Virgin Mary Syndromemug. A girl who either has the name of Mary and is a slut, or one who tries to act like a virgin but everyone knows is a slut.
by mayacorb May 5, 2009
Get the Not so virgin Marymug.