This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.
by I just work here March 30, 2021
Get the Your computer has virus mug.A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
by ohthelulz August 15, 2020
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2.Seems to be a made up word though it is rumored that the word is Hindu for "Deceiver"
2.Seems to be a made up word though it is rumored that the word is Hindu for "Deceiver"
by Alice Cossette June 20, 2010
Get the Vinushka mug.An imaginary virus that computer illiterates use as an excuse for when somebody finds their 10 gigabyte stash of pornography.
Tech Repair Guy:
Here's your problem. You can't save your documents because you have 10 gigabytes of porn hidden on your computer.
Computer Illiterate Perv:
Oh man, I must have gotten a virus that downloaded all sorts of porn onto my hard drive.
Tech Repair Guy:
Oh! The 10 gig virus.
Here's your problem. You can't save your documents because you have 10 gigabytes of porn hidden on your computer.
Computer Illiterate Perv:
Oh man, I must have gotten a virus that downloaded all sorts of porn onto my hard drive.
Tech Repair Guy:
Oh! The 10 gig virus.
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