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Vin Diesel

Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.
"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."
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Vin Diesel: 'cause there's only one man who can drive the most awesome-est man in the world, and that's the most awesome-est driver in the world.
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friend: have you heard about Vin Diesel?
me: family?
family: yes
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The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.
And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.
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To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.
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The bane of all envious boyfriends & frustrated actors who are now movie critics, who couldnt make it in show businessw/ hair.
Of a jealous boyfriend: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay ladies so stop swooning over him.
Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished.
They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?
by Girl Critic April 13, 2005
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