fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

vilden

1) to be excessively quick at something. 2) Doing something flawless. 3) Closest thing to perfection.

Dude how did you finish that task so quickly? Mark: I'm a Vilden.

Wow did you see that? It's so perfect! Peter: Yeah it's such a Vilden

by Vilden December 15, 2014

Little Vile Dog

A term taken from the popular cartoon of the same name, used to disparage someone, usually a chronic passer of gas.

Oh come now, my Little Vile Dog, we are sitting in a no-fart zone!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021

Ville Hermanni Valo

The hottest lead singer ever.

Amazing lyrics/voice.

HIM ROCKS!

"OMG that dude is such a Ville Valo!"

by Kittie July 27, 2004

ville valo

the only one that could break your heart,and leave you asking for more.

"...keep on pretending,it wont be the end of a craving..."-ville himself

by burning_aries June 13, 2004

GTA: Vice City

A wonderful game that involves shooting people, jacking cars, picking up hookers, shooting up chicks in bikinis and just wreaking general havoc. Much fun. Given a rating of 'M' for Mature so you know it's got to be good.Fun if you do the missons or if you don't. This is a MUST BUY.

"Woah, dude..I just shot the hooker and I got all my money back...DUDE!"

by ThE:BiNKY:BaNDiT January 6, 2004

No-can-do's-ville, baby doll

It's a subtle way of saying that you can't do something in a relationship. Like when you don't have time for a romantic dinner, but only two minutes for sex.

1:
Woman: We're supposed to taste wedding cakes this afternoon, remember?
Man: Ouch! No-can-do's-ville, baby doll.

2:
Woman: Wow, that was really mean. I think you owe me an apology.
Man: No-can-do's-ville, baby doll, no-can-do's-ville.

by TomNoCan August 3, 2011