valiendo verga

all hope is lost; not having a good day; things not going well at that moment

-QUE PEDO GUEY?
-no mames guey, ando VALIENDO VERGA.

by Pelon61 October 16, 2008

verga

mexican, and latinoamarican equivalent for cock, the equivalente for penis is pene, verga is much more rude and offensive, verga can be also used as a surprise exclamation generally in a worried manner, verga can also be used to reffer to someone that is exceptionally good at something, or used as a non exitant place where you send somebody kind of like telling someone to go fuck himself or to fuck off

1.mi verga es grande y peluda
my cock(verga) is big and hairy
2. John- mataron a tu perro
yo-verga!
John- they killed your dog
me-verga!!
3.pedro es una verga en el footbol
pedro is a verga playing football
4. vete a la verga manuel
go fuck yourself manuel.
or in a more similar but senseless way- go to the verga manuel

by anarkopunks!! January 16, 2007

Chupa mi verga

Suck my dick in Spanish

Yo pendejo, chupa mi verga
translation-Yo fucker, suck my dick!

by jp in da house June 4, 2005

Verbadum

A exact quote that demonstrates how stupid the speaker is.

"I think that stripper really likes me for my personality, not my money." His words, verbadum.

by Threadhead January 25, 2011

a la verga

when you send something to go fuck itself.....when you send it to hell......also vergacould mean dick.......
commonly used in mexico

pinche jorge vete a la verga guey....

me vale verga lo que hagas

tengo la verga bien grande

by Pistio October 29, 2007

vergararoll

To send an unsuspecting recipient a picture of Sofia Vergara. Usually perpetrated by means of cutting out a picture of Vergara from a magazine or other source, then hiding the picture where the victim will find it. Often accompanied by a prank and/or a taunting message emulating Vergara's accent. A derivation of the popular rickroll. Usually documented for the internet with the hashtag #vergararoll or #vergararolled.

I'm going to vergararoll Frank by making him a fake sandwich and putting a picture of Sofia Vergara inside.

by Calliehan March 13, 2016

Vergasolina

It is slang in the Mexican community for sperm. The literal translation is "penis-gasoline."

Man, that girl was telling me she loved my "vergasolina" in her mouth!

by JAVYair August 28, 2009