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Venetian Backrub 

The act in which a male or female lubricates their back with oil - most commonly Johnson's baby oil - and gets on all fours. Their female partner proceeds to rub their naked lower body along their back, namely focussing on the movement of the vagina.
Guy 1: Hey man I got a Venetian Backrub yesterday from "Ellie"
Guy 2: Sweet, did you use Johnson's?
Venetian Backrub by gc2 May 23, 2012
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Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!
Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.
Venetian Snares by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Venetian tarantula 

A cumbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy vagina underneath.
I was considering going down on my girlfriend but her Venetian tarantula was blocking my access.
Venetian tarantula by F_Bombadier December 3, 2009

venetian clam

A sexual position where the woman puts her ankles behind her head.
Dude, I hooked up with this chick from yoga class and found out she's a fiend for the venetian clam!
venetian clam by themadnutbag October 13, 2011

Venetian Musket 

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.
Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.
Venetian Musket by LeeMR February 15, 2017

Friuli Venezia-Giulia

Friuli is a north-easth region of Italy.
Him inhabitants (called "friulani") is a perfect mix of tradition, closed-mind philosophy, red wine and blasphemy.
The typical meal is the frico and polenta ( a dish based of cheese and potatoes).
Every region in Italy has a dialect, but the Friulani is considered a true language.
Friuli have 3 principal cities: Udine, Trieste and Pordenone. Trieste regional capital. Everybody hates Trieste and the triestini ( who is from trieste).
Udine situated in center of Friuli, should be the regional capital.
Prdenone, actually, nobody cares about him...
"FEMINE!! DIU SIGNÔR, DOVE É LA POLENTA!!! DIOPPOI, SE NON VEDO LA MIA POLENTA ENTRO ADESSO VENGO LÌ E DIOCCAI VE COSA TI SUCCEDE DIO BON!" (Wife!! Where is my polenta, for God sake!! *blasphemy*, if I don't see my polenta before now I come there and *blasphemy* you will see what I'll do *blasphemy*)
-a common old person from Friuli Venezia-Giulia speaking in Friulano

Venetian Gondola 

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes
Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride