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Vendor Fett

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Vendor Fett:

1. A cuck
2. One who cannot read
3. A pretty good Twitch Streamer
You know Desmond is doing your wife, right? You're such a Vendor Fett.
by FilthyGoy April 24, 2018
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Vendor-agnostic

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Not tied to the products of a specific manufacturer. (Usually computer related)
Instead, newly developed components can be integrated in a modular framework with a vendor-agnostic, multi-source solution. The modular open systems approach, or MOSA, uses accessible, published standards that are open for government and industry to work toward.
by Dickless Tracy June 21, 2019
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vendor lock-in

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A common rent-seeking practice where vendors design structures and contracts to give them control of customer data and code.

The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:

1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with

2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access

3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor

4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal

6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run

7) Collect economic profits
Vendor Staff: "The regulators of First Common Bank found evidence of overcharging . First Common needs us to pull account numbers on which customers got hit. I wrote up the query and pulled the data while I was on the phone."

Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"

Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."

Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."

Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."
by human-natured December 12, 2019
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L Your Hardware Vendor

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When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!
by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020
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Dick Vendor

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1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!
by richard vendor October 29, 2012
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freedom vendor

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Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.
You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019
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