Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

by overmonk September 10, 2011

velveteen waterfall

When having relations with your lady-friend (or man-friend), you ejaculate semen on her face, and then immediately piss on her.

I gave Sholandra a velveteen waterfall last night because I didn't have a chance to take a piss before we fucked.

by Aidan Frankenstein November 2, 2012

VelveDew

A concoction created by southwest Minnesotan's Black Velvet+Mountain Dew = Velvedew

Hey there guy...would you mind mixing me a Velvedew?!

by Ashten June 2, 2018

velveteen

A teenager who has had too soft an upbringing, insulated from reality and unable to cope with the real world.

His daugher is a velveteen -- 14 and can't even get the washing up done.

by mrflibble69 July 15, 2025