veitching

To assault a person, in a manner similar to Tony Veitch assaulting his ex girlfriend.

Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.

I'm going to give you a good veitching.

by James Jamerson-Jones August 5, 2008

Lass will Love Vitch again

Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.

"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"

"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"

Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!

by ZekeKillerCroc April 28, 2022

Vetch

Adj- Bad ass ladies.

Noun- Bad ass ladies doing bad ass things.

"You are such a Vetch Emily!"

by graceski April 11, 2010

Vitch

Someone who to call them a 'bitch' is too much of an understatement. There are in fact a vicious bitch. A vitch.

I can't believe she did that. Damnit, she's such a vitch.

by hotkins101 August 26, 2009

Veitching

An act involving kicking a woman in the spine repeatedly until she does not possess the ability to walk anymore. Typically carried out by a man, usually one with a well known public profile and working in the broadcasting industry.

"I'll give ya the Veitching of a lifetime bitch!"
"Look at that chick in the wheelchair, I bet someone gave her a fuckin' good Veitching, what a slut"

by m-tang August 18, 2008

vitch

a shorter term for a vagina itch or a itchy vagina.

i had a vitch all day

by yo0o0o0o0O May 5, 2010

veitched

To be seriously assaulted by a TV personality with short man syndrome, and be paid to keep your mouth shut. Normally performed in New Zealand.

Bro did you hear Lorraine got veitched by Murray?

by Greg0 August 2, 2008