To Veitch someone is to kick or punch them down the stairs, and when they land at the bottom, repeatedly kick them in the spine until you hear several faint cracks, followed be the delicious seeping of marrow. You then wait four to six hours to take the person to hospital, perhaps watching television in the meantime.
Later, you will tearfully apologise on national television and your story will become an inspiration for men everywhere.
Later, you will tearfully apologise on national television and your story will become an inspiration for men everywhere.
1) "I fully gave that bitch a hard Veitching last night."
2) "I Veitched her so hard, she made damn sure not to burn my roast when she came home after the spinal rehab unit."
2) "I Veitched her so hard, she made damn sure not to burn my roast when she came home after the spinal rehab unit."
by Matticakes August 17, 2008
Get the Veitch mug.To be seriously assaulted by a TV personality with short man syndrome, and be paid to keep your mouth shut. Normally performed in New Zealand.
by Greg0 August 2, 2008
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verb
1) To beat, maim or otherwise fuck up one's partner, friend or previously supposed loved one - usually involving several kicks to the spine.
2) To lose one's job at TVNZ
1) To beat, maim or otherwise fuck up one's partner, friend or previously supposed loved one - usually involving several kicks to the spine.
2) To lose one's job at TVNZ
To Veitch: You don't shut up, I'll Veitch the crap out of you.
Man, I tried apologising on national television, but I got Veitched anyway.
Man, I tried apologising on national television, but I got Veitched anyway.
by aftm March 24, 2010
Get the To Veitch mug.Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.
I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)
by Ethan.M July 20, 2022
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by Hai Flung Pu April 25, 2010
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–noun
1. a person or thing that can melt your skin on contact
2. the area of skin meltation
-verb
3. to melt the skin of another on contact
{Origin: 1325–75; ME vei(c)che < AF; OF veicce (F veisce) < L vicia}
—Related forms
Veitchlike, adjective
–noun
1. a person or thing that can melt your skin on contact
2. the area of skin meltation
-verb
3. to melt the skin of another on contact
{Origin: 1325–75; ME vei(c)che < AF; OF veicce (F veisce) < L vicia}
—Related forms
Veitchlike, adjective
1. Don't spill that acid because it will veitch you.
2. This is where the veitch occured.
3. Please don't veitch me, I won't do it again.
2. This is where the veitch occured.
3. Please don't veitch me, I won't do it again.
by JHJ December 15, 2008
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2#what a Veitenhans, look at his hand's.
3#her hand's are so wide, she must be a Veitenhans
2#what a Veitenhans, look at his hand's.
3#her hand's are so wide, she must be a Veitenhans
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