vagillow

A vagina used as a pillow

Why are you resting your head in my crotch?

Because you've got a soft vagillow.

by vagillow_lover October 21, 2008

Vegiality

The act of using a vegetable to achieve pleasures beyond the senses known to mankind.

Alex: I totally got some action from a tomato last night.
Micah: Whoa! you didn't tell me you were into vegiality. We can't be friends anymore..

by Plunkard April 9, 2008

Vagillium

A thick toxic vaginal discharge with rotten mayonaise appearance that can burn a hole through your underwear, jeans, and teeth. You can recognize this gel from its distinctive raw sewage odor that can be smelt from at least a hundred yards away.

Tammy's vagillium put Tommy in the hospital for weeks and burnt away his taste buds for life.

by Alota Vagina June 14, 2006

Vigill

Vigils jus... y'know..you know?

wellbone : i realy like vigill as a character
gregbone: why?
wellbone: vigils just.. y'know.. ya know?

by ballchedder November 30, 2020

vexillology

An obscure and unfeasibly specific fetish, which involves using ones national flag for masturbatory purposes.

The vexillologist wraps the flag around his 'old chap' and uses it to mop up his mess afterwards.

He says he is a nationalist but I think that is just a cover for his vexillology.

by Benny June 23, 2004

maximus desperadius verillias

A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.

Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!

by Steven Bell March 3, 2008

vegicles

Frozen vegetables of the kind used for eating, throwing and cooling of burns.

Scott: "Oh no, we're out of vegicles, looks like its a sausage fest for dinner."

John: "Argh! It burns!."
Kate: "Quick, get the bag of vegicles."

by djbj January 2, 2008