Veganatism 

Vee-gah-NAY-tih-zm. Veganatism is the natural evolution of veganism. This "next step" is the birth of a new era of human consciousness and anthropologic awareness! Veganates do not conform. Veganates do not fit in a box called "Veganism".The etymology of the word comes from "Vegan" and "Nature".

Dude, how are you eating a piece of chicken when you're a vegan?

Because I've attained a higher level of awareness called veganatism, and know my body needs this one-time bit of protein. And I made sure the bird was raised and killed ethically.

Veganatism by jokergrin August 28, 2013

Veganaires' Disease

A sickness effecting those of the vegan lifestyle. Symptoms include Flu-like symptoms, meat-withdrawal, and overall irritability. Severe symptoms include being a whiney wimp and the lack of protein leads to not having a backbone.

Dillon: Is Luke sick again?

Scott: Yeah, I think he's got Veganaires' Disease.

Veganaires' Disease by lukewarm74 October 19, 2009

Veganation 

The process of becoming a member of a backwards society known as the vegans. It is the equivalent of chemical castration in men.

Dude whats been going on with you? You look all weak and frail and you've slowly been dumbing down.

I've been going through veganation.

You poor bastard, let me put you out of your misery.

Veganation by Kage127 May 15, 2009

veganati 

The organisation of militant vegans, pushing their ideology on everyone through a sustained campaign of meateater bashing and telling the world their lifestyle choice.

"Christ look out, the Veganati are out in force today"

veganati by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

Veganati 

Derived from Illuminati, Veganaties are the enlightened vegans who feel the need to inform everyone of their superior dietary choices.

Having dinner with my cousin the veganati, I had to endure 2 hours hearing about his food choices and how chia pudding tastes better than cheesecake.

Veganati by rpcgal November 24, 2022