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vegtables

instruments of tortue
so, still not talking eh? well we can fix that, once you eat...brocoli!
by jagged rock.com April 3, 2005
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😳Beansss😲,😬uh a cabage🥬 , 🤮reed?🙀,
🤡BROCCOLI🥦,✨sweet potato✨,
🥀GAULIFLOWR🥊,🥔rOaSt tAtOeS🍠,
🥕carod🌝,🚽PEASSS🌞,🎃PUMKIN📢,
🦤wheat corn🐭,🤠broad beans👴🏻, 🪆FIGZ🍐,

🧅ONIONZ🧑 🎤,✨parsnips✨,🧀PoLiF🥯,
🌶carots🥴,🌬Broccolli☃️ *chokes*,
🍫chocalate☕️?
by Cunty radiator January 14, 2021
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Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"
I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables
by Vegetable Butter-er January 12, 2009
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Can of vegetables

An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally retarded people.
<guy> im gonna overtake this can of vegetables
by Mutrith September 8, 2008
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Finish your Vegtables

When a girl is giving a guy oral sex...and swallows all the way to the base of the penis, then the guy holds the back of the girls head down, and begins to stuff his testicles into her mouth...while telling her to "Finish her vegtables"
After taking Jenny to the movies and paying for her dinner, Bobby told her to "Finish your Vegtables" during sex.
by Eric Sanchez June 29, 2010
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vegetables

It's a word people use when talking about marajuana. Also when talking about rolling a joint, they say making a pizza.
"i just bought some vegetables. Were going to make a pizza"
by hjfdsjaflsa_stoner_hjfdsjaflsa January 13, 2008
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vegetables

1. What humans ate when they couldn't find any meat.

2. What humans eat when they hear myths about how unhealthy meat is.

3. What humans eat when they have too much empathy for animals. Funny thing is, more animals are killed by farming equipment then by killing them for food.

4. What pregnant women eat a lot of and give birth to a vegetable.
1. Link didn't have anything to eat for the night so he tossed Saria's salad.

2. I ate vegetables for about half a year then a certain site proved to me that being a vegetarian is not healthy at all. I took it with a grain of salt. I started eating nothing but meat, eggs, and cheese. I realized how bad I had felt previously. My memory and eyesight improved. I felt truly full for the first time in six months. I continued this diet for about three months. You won't get scurvy from not eating vegetables. You only need the small amount found in meat.

3. People need to stop eating vegetables! All those poor animals getting run over by farming equipment...

4. Thankfully, my mom didn't eat as many vegetables as other pregnant women when I was in her uterus. She knew the importance of meat.
by "Banana" Fun March 26, 2010
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