no vaseline This is going to hurt; you are in for a world of hurt.

Let's play some scrabble. </vaseline>

by dontoine December 20, 2007

Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 07, 2003

Vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 25, 2023

no vaseline

The term given when no lubricant is used while playing butt darts.

When my boyfriend performed anal spelunking on me last night, he used no vaseline and ripped me a new one!

by Steve February 15, 2005

Vaselining

The process of lubricating something with Vaseline.

A: Fuck me, man.

B: What happened?

A: I was vaselining my dick so I could jerk off, and my dad walked in on me!

B: Shit, man, that sucks.

by bothebob February 24, 2016

Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 08, 2023

A common script used when a forum or IRC user wishes to notify other members that he is about to lubricate his penus and solo a sexual act.

<12:34> John: Dude I just fuckin' got onto 12chan via my work pc. Proxy'd nigga?
<12:35> Harry: FUCKIN' </vaseline></vaseline></vaseline>

by John Belldom April 29, 2008