Jake: "Yo doo, I was plowin this chick and after guess what she did?"
Matt: "What'd she do, son?"
Jake: "Well I thought she was a breezy until she straight up flapped her wings and let out a steaming vart bro"
Matt: "Damn, son."
Matt: "What'd she do, son?"
Jake: "Well I thought she was a breezy until she straight up flapped her wings and let out a steaming vart bro"
Matt: "Damn, son."
by DopeMcGraw March 26, 2008
When a girl is sitting down and farts, and the fart ripples from the knot area up through the roastbeef curtains before fully entering the atmosphere. This my dear, is a Vart.
I would say that Diane sits in her office chair and Varts about 8 times a week and giggles to herself.
by Smellman April 02, 2009
by Siierrraaa January 25, 2006
by Veronica Art January 08, 2003
Flatulence eminating from the vagina.
by polsonq December 04, 2008
People often mistake the "vart" as another word for queef, but that is incorrect. A queef is when clean air gets pushed into your vagina. A vart is when you fart and it gets trapped and it sneaks up into your vagina then you vart it out.
"Oh my god sarah I think im going to let out a Vart when i stand up."
Sarah-"Its ok girl ill cough really loud so nobody hears it"
Sarah-"Its ok girl ill cough really loud so nobody hears it"
by JBizzleFoRizzle August 08, 2018