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Vanderblunder

The result of any action that is an exact opposite of the desired effect.
"Telling your wife what you really thought about her figure was quite a vanderblunder."

"Why did you send Bruce outside to fix the leak? He's just going to turn it into a vanderblunder."
by Fartgod August 30, 2011
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VanderWilt

VanderWilt is a Dutch surname which means 'from the wild'. Characteristics of a VanderWilt: attractive, sensual, corny, loyal, fairly stubborn, generally right, impulsive, witty, intelligent, honest, insightful and slightly condescending.

VanderWilts vary in height greatly, but generally are all trim and proportional. Some have more hair than others, but all have perfect teeth.

A VanderWilt is the very best of friends, and an ideal lover.

VanderWilts have a predilection for aesthetics, practicality and integrity. This taste is seen in their choice of cars, furniture, clothes, friends, careers, and even spouse.
A: Hey, are you going to the happy hour on Friday?

B: Yeah, but I don't know if I will bring anyone.

A: I am bringing a VanderWilt.

B: Show-off.

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A: Ugh... I am so pissed off!

B: Why? Did your date with the VanderWilt go poorly?

A: No, the opposite. It was light, fun and romantic... except for that I got my ass schooled in current events.

B: Typical. I hear they are good kissers though...

A: Darnn straight.
by Not-VanderWilt February 4, 2010
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Vanderblah

1. The state of carefree emotional detachment experienced by students of Vanderbilt University, where good looks, expensive cars, and fine drugs and alcohol are things to be taken for granted in life and everything else is considered "poor people problems".

2. The paradigm, or world view, of a typical Vanderbilt kid, who has never worked a day in his life but enjoys blowing lines off his daddy's MasterCard while drunk driving gorgeous sorority girls around campus on blunt rides in his BMW.

3. Vanderbilt University.

(Can also be used as an adjective)
When Scott saw the headline about the Darfur genocide, he was momentarily distracted from his life of Vanderblah. After taking another bong rip and turning on his XBox 360, he had forgotten about Darfur entirely: Ah, Vanderblah!

As Sarah sped her RangeRover down West End, she pointed to the raggedy man on the bench, joking, "That homeless loser will never enjoy a day of Vanderblah in his life!"
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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vanderbleek

A last name for geeks. A man who is a hard worker and doesn't know how to control himself when around a girl.
That girl is the love of my life I can already tell I'm so lucky too be a vanderbleek.
by Fucktardssss November 29, 2013
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Vanderville

The new name for Manson Secondary School, named because the principal is a dickweed who shows no personal respect for students liberties, freedoms, or concerns.
Although the handbook says I can use my cell phone at lunch, he took it away.
He won't let us drive anymore, even though everyone else dating back to our parents have been able to.

"Dude, it doesn't matter what the handbook says, all the rules are made up by him, this place if fucking Vanderville"
by Manson Student April 14, 2009
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Vanderbill

Vanderbill is a large amount of money. Blue face hundreds. A Benny Franklin. Or maybe even two grants.
Spending hella vanderbill s took her to the restaurant told her man to chill.
by Matty d otg December 14, 2021
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Laura VanderWilt

Someone who sells houses, and typically a mom of 4 kids. Tends to be married to Tim. Usually a 10/10, according to many of her sons friends.
OMG look at that mom over there, she looks like a Laura VanderWilt!
by Anahadisgay69 November 16, 2021
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