Vagitation

Vagitation: 1. Any number of common physical manifestations of emotional disturbance seen most frequently in personality-disordered women; often misdiagnosed as restless leg syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome.

2. The withdrawal experienced in the absence of sufficient bumps-to-the-vag; horniness.

1. "Patient presents with unrelenting vagitation following the discontinuation of her Xanax."

2. "Well what did you expect, Frank? I've been vagitating since your back surgery; I had to get my vag bumped somewhere!"

by brsmith23 June 10, 2010

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1. when someone of the male gender is complaining like a little school girl

2. a man who has female tendencies

so you and a co-worker are trying to get a job done and all he does is cry about how difficult it is. thats when i would say whats wrong buddy are you vagitated do you need a tampon to soak up all that leaking you mangina is doing

by shoosterjama July 30, 2009

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verb, -tat•ed, -tat•ing.

For men, the progressive and aggressive move or force into violent, irregular action resultant from a conversation with a woman.

A term whose origination is best derived from the “failure to communicate” syndrome depicted in “Cool Hand Luke” and John Gray’s book “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus”

Husband: "My wife vagitated me so much last night that I pushed her into the closet".

by DrMikeman November 18, 2010

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