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Vaginary Friends 

it is another word for benifrends or friends w/benefits.

Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!
Guy: "I love having benifriends!! Its such a relief!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"
Vaginary Friends by Nefertiri November 30, 2009
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vaginarhea 

when a girl has chunky period to the EXTREME! and she has to sit on the toilet to get all that nasty chunkiness outta there and it comes out just like the runs or the squirties or diarhea w/e u wanna call it....for girls its like a ripped up harliqin fetus coming out of there pussy
Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer
vaginarhea by Dylowned December 28, 2005

Vaginarection 

When the female clitoris becomes excited and sensitive. Spontaneous vaginarections are very common during puberty and can sometimes result in nocturnal vagaculation.
Jill got a massive vaginarection when Johnny Knoxville entered the room.
Vaginarection by IOwnUtopia February 23, 2010
When a man appears to have a Vagina
Tucking the weding vegetables between the legs and crossing the legs in a girly fashion to show your friends your vaginar, or doing the vaginar walk.
vaginar by helmetbollox December 14, 2008
The bit of fat that squeezes out of your bra by the armpits.
Also known as Armpit Labia or Vulva Pits.
I really like this bra but it gives me massive Vaginarms.

Wow, she shouldn't be wearing that top with those Vaginarms.
Vaginarms by predictable_kate June 18, 2012

Cosmetic Vaginery 

A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.
Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are.

vaginarian 

Man, look at that huge vaginarian. Go arm wrestle!
vaginarian by hotdogwheel January 20, 2004