Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

vaginal retention plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009

Vaginal Steam Bath

When a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito is inserted into the vaginal canal. The vaginal fluids begin to heat up and produce steam. The steam may cause extreme pain or extreme pleasure. When the process is finished the vaginal walls will peel, releasing a fresh new vagina, and leave a minor scent of Taco Bell, causing the partner to crave Taco Bell.

Steve: Your vagina makes me want Taco Bell
Becky: I know I just had a Vaginal Steam Bath

by CactusKing February 21, 2014

vaginal cortex

The part of the brain that controls the vagina.

1. It takes twenty years of hardcore training for woman to fully unlock the vaginal cortex.

2. See, men used to have a vaginal cortex, due to being female for the first twelve weeks inside the womb. But the body gets rid of if while their penis fully develops.

by FunnyJoJo November 5, 2017

vaginal fungus

This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.

A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....

Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.

Woman: Ohhhh its grown!

by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008

Vaginal Tuba

Completely covering a vagina up with your entire mouth while blowing in air. Quickly before the air can escape, push down down on her stomach creating a tuba like sound.

Dre missed being in the band so he gave his girlfriend the 'ol vaginal tuba to re-live some highschool memories.

by Bighusker3511 June 15, 2009

vaginal flatulence

The undeniable leakage of gaseous air secreted within a females genitalia causing a sharp blunder that may or may not be 50% of an aqueous solution.

"My girlfriends vaginal flatulence has caused a condition detrimental to my health and wellness."

by RLWIII March 29, 2014