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vaginal fart 

Va'gi'nal Fart (noun)
1.Your mama's stinkin' ass after getting a dirty sanchez from a zoo gorilla in heat!
2.The sound pertruding from the vaginal region of the female species or chicken headsas they are known to some
3.The toot sound you here after ramming it home.
Sally let out the most amazing vaginal fart that I have ever heard, i almost fainted in lust.
vaginal fart by queef creator August 16, 2004

bloody vaginal fart 

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.
HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.

Posh vaginal fart 

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.
I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

festering vaginal blood fart 

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

vaginal blood fart

a very grotesque term. not sure if it has any actually meaning. fun thing to say.
vaginal blood fart by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014