Vagenda

The act of fooling a man by using your vagina into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

Walter: She tricked my son with her carnal manipullations and he fell right right into her vagenda!

by KiddoHC December 4, 2010

vagenda

The true thoughts and plans of the female sex. Used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.

I'm not sure what angle Mollie is working, but I bet it's part of some extremist female vagenda.

by dvinad August 28, 2009

vagenial

a friendly vagina

Hey, Robert, how did it go with Trixie last night?" "Well," Robert replied, "you know how vagenial she is! "It was great!

by blundering_buttnut November 16, 2010

vagenda

When a girl uses her obvious beauty to get her way or to score cash from an unsuspecting victim.

That girl has a serious vagenda.

by TravistyOJ July 21, 2003

vagenta

noun: an alternative for vagina, pussy, vaj, cunt, twat, va-jay-jay.

"Wow, that bitch has a sweet vagenta!"

by LizzyLizard December 2, 2007

vagenta

1.) The hot pink color of a hoohoo (vagina).
2.) The color only real men love.
3.) The color of Dave's Christmas tapestry.

1.) My hoo hoo was wet, throbbing, and the brightest vangenta I have ever seen.
2.) I bought my man a vagenta colored shirt for his birthday.
3.) Dave's Christmas tapestry is vagenta, and he's a real man, so he loves it!

by wildwindchild December 16, 2011

vagenda

A vagina with an agenda.

No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.

by J. Licata July 19, 2005