Uterosexuality

An individual who feels and expresses sexual attraction to those with a uterus, void of any gender pronouns.

"Alex identified with uterosexuality because, while they liked Jane for her personality and intellect, her ability to reproduce with them was as much of a turn-on as her companionship."

by His, Her, and Their Eminence July 8, 2022

pull an In Utero

When a band follows up a their breakout success album with an album that is intentionally less polished and more experimental than the album that preceded it.

Named after the album "In Utero" by Nirvana, which was the follow up to the multiplatinum album "Nevermind."

The band pulled an In Utero (pull an In Utero) with their new album in an attempt to distance themselves from their mainstream peers.

by nirvanainutero May 1, 2009

uteronig

Short for "uterus nigger", a term commonly used in cyberpunk settings where artificially-grown humans, or 'test tube babies' are more common than natural-born humans. A derisive term for a natural-born person, or, a "uterus-born" person.

Artificially-grown humans are genetically perfect to a degree a natural-born person could never be, and so they view themselves as naturally superior to the "uteronigs".

Fuck off, uteronig, this bar is for perfects only.

by Hepcat John August 5, 2009

Utero Groupie

Slang for pregnancy. Used mainly by W.A.S.P.s to annoy their mothers. Also used by parents to creep their kids' friends out.

Mother, it's not my problem. I used to be your utero groupie, but that was 16 years ago.

"Zackary! My little utero groupie!"

"Dude, is your mom high, or something?"

by Skyedot October 13, 2009

Uteropeniginacles

See also; Valentines Day gift ideas, Flower, stamen, ect.
The reproductive organs of many plants, commonly severed in their prime "get some" phase and displayed as trophies in human dwellings.

He savagely hacked the frat-boy-rose's large, colorful uteropeniginacles off with a pair of gardening shears, then presented the piece of anatomy to his would-be mate.

by hippietroll July 28, 2012

uterroar

The first day of a girl's period, when her cramps are so bad that her uterus growls. Similar to when a person's stomach growls, but in the uterus and more angry.

Baby, did you just hear that uterroar?

by Kerbabowski May 3, 2016

Uterolysis Misanthropia

The gradual decomposition of a woman's uterus overtime as she begins to realize how fucked up the human species is.

"I can't have children due to a severe case of uterolysis misanthropia. I suffer from painful headaches and irritability whenever someone asks me why I don't have any children."

by Cleo Girl February 6, 2022