The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.
Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
Get the Sea Urchin Scramble mug.The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole and it clinches up like a Sea Urchin does when you poke your finger in one. Particularly effective if you say "Sea Urchin" as you make the move.
by C.JO June 2, 2004
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by Ben Oakes December 10, 2007
Get the face space urchin mug.The "SUB" is an unusual species of bird that grows inside sea urchins, acting as if the sea urchin is the womb and the bird a fetus. When the sea urchin dies, impregnated with the bird, it crawls out. The Sea Urchin bird is both a myth and a fact. Whether you believe it is in existence or not, it has not been proven wrong therefore cannot be classified as "extinct." it is most commonly seen when students dissect sea-urchins in Marine biology labs, the bird flies out of the urchin as the student cuts through the exoskeleton.
Holy shit Karen! Did you just see that SUB fly out of that Sea urchin?!?!
-or when used in sarcastic remarks
"what do you have a sea-urchin bird up your ass?"
"whats he got up HIS ass? A sea-urchin bird?"
-or when used in sarcastic remarks
"what do you have a sea-urchin bird up your ass?"
"whats he got up HIS ass? A sea-urchin bird?"
by ProfessorKnell January 8, 2008
Get the Sea-Urchin Bird mug.A gym rat who thinks they're tough with the most ridiculous ego know to man. A person who thinks that they are gods gift to beer pong when really they are the lowest of the low.
by reckless54 October 11, 2013
Get the Sea Urchin mug.A homeless and jobless person that most likely does favors for people to raise money to support their drug habit and keep a roof over their head. A person who typically sports a backpack a full of meaningless trinkets and smoking tools.
That street urchin Snow over at the 7-11 has been there for hours looking for a ride to her next trick, tunnel location, or dumpster.
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