Urbandale Police

Police Department known for falsifing documents and lying about stops to justify arrest. Also known for repeatedly purjuring themselves in court cases. Department stupid enough to have Sargeant tell officers on cell phones to lie to justify arrest. Also known to whack off during cell phone sex with girlfriends while working and yelling obcentities at their K-9 dog. Also known to sleep at night while working at the Merle Hay Cemetary, top floor of Merle Hay Mall parking ramp, back gate at Living History Farms, behind Perkins, Cobblestone Market, the old police station, hiding their patrol car in their girlfriends garage at her apartment building while sneaking over for a quickie while on duty, hiding their patrol car in their garage at their home while sneaking home for a nap for 3 hours while on dutyat night, under the carport of the office building at 71st and Monroe Ct. then stupid enough to talk about it on their cell phones and be videotaped by anonymous citizens. Also known to be stupid enough to leave chewed-up brick of dope at UHS after K-9 demonstrated search techniques. Which was then recovered by students and smoked as intercepted in their cordless phone call.

You lied to get the warrant. You're such a Urbandale Police and I use the word lightly.

by Chief Wiggens March 25, 2005

Urbanshitionary

It's when dickweed Editors nuke words because of their childish preferences, rather than improving the site by adding reasonable words.

Yeah.. My word got nuked by the Urbanshitionary nazis. I guess I didn't include fecal matter in the definition.

by FuckTheEditors August 28, 2012

UrbanRastaMan

And or of referring to the Rasta man who lives in an urban setting, also know to be a rather cool cat as you will

Thats some nice shizna Snr. UrbanRastaMan

by Tom Bombadil January 21, 2003

urbanaut

An urban explorer. Better known in New Zealand for being the name of a tasty craft beer.

I love exploring all the hidden areas in a city, you might call me an urbanaut.

by nzlones June 15, 2017

Urbanisation

The process of people moving from rural to urban areas increasing the proportion of population in them areas.

Urbanisation occurs in many cities around the world.

by Lames Jumley June 27, 2022

termin-urbanated

Getting your urban dictionary submission rejected by the editors at urban dictionary.com. Also known as urban-nixed.

Kleinbikegirl waited with wistful anticipation after submitting her definition of kissmas to urban dictionary.com. Her hopes were dashed when she received yet another rejection notice. "Damn, termin-urbanated again!" cried Kleinbikegirl. "How much urban-nixing can a girl take!"

by Kleinbikegirl January 4, 2011

Re-urbanisation

To enter a definition for a word/phrase that has previously been defined on The Urban Dictionary

There are 52 definitions of the word sex but timmy thought more Re-urbanisation was in order.

by Alex Lord February 27, 2007