UMass Amherst

A Massachusetts public institution of higher learning located in the middle of nowhere aka Amherst, Massachusetts. The location leads to the insane amount of partying that occurs, since there is nothing better to do. For the academic year of 2005-2006, UMass Amherst (Also known as Zoomass or Zoomass-Slamherst) was rated by the Princeton Review as the #9 party school in the country. ABC also rated it the most violent campus in the nation, but this was based on skewed numbers and outdated facts. UMass is home to Sylvan Residence Area, rated as one of the most sexually active campus residences in the country. Despite this, and noted Sylvanites such as Frank Black of the Pixies, Sylvan tends to be the last choice for residence for all incoming and current students due to its distance from the parties and campus center. UMass is home to world-reknowned Polymer studies and Linguistics programs, and the Isenberg School of Management rates among many Ivy League business schools as the best in the country. The most popular majors are Biological and Physical Sciences, Communications, and Psychology. It has an undergraduate enrollment of over 18,000 and is growing larger by the year.

Well, I got into all the schools I applied to, but I can only afford UMass Amherst.

(Typical example of the plight of college students.)

by Pucci July 28, 2008

unass

to give up. to relinquish

You better unass your half of rent money before I start pawning your shit.

by j- October 21, 2003

urasawa naoki

Brilliant mangaka, one of the best in his field. All his works have serialized or are serializing in Big Comics. He is well known for Yawara! A Fashionable Judo Girl, Happy!, Monster, 20th Century Boys, and Pluto. Monster also has an excellent anime adaptation.

I wish I could meet Urasawa Naoki and congratulate him on all his fine work.

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

unass the A-O

Quickly leave the area. AO is military for Area of Operations.

"The shits coming down. We gotta unass the AO!"

by Paul October 27, 2003

unass

To let go of something quickly or immediately.

Johnny told his brother, "You better unass me before I open up a can of whip ass on you!"

by Jake For The Take April 12, 2016

Unassholeness

n. (un-ASS-hole-ness)

Qualities that are not like that of an asshole.

Man, Jack's such a dick. He needs more unassholeness like Bob here.

by DosanTheFalling November 18, 2009

umasshole

A student of umass. Typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents' leash.

It pisses me off that I have to stand in front of those umassholes and put up with their bullshit.

by somegoof January 18, 2005