unload my bag

the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter

dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?

I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night

by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009

unload

to use every possible insult you can when verbally lashing someone until they are completely and utterly served and owned. "Unload" refers to someone "unloading" a clip on someone with a gun, releasing all possible ammo into the other person, resulting death (probably.) This is pretty much the same, except verbally.

Person 1: "My girlfriend thought it would be cool to ask another guy to Prom, so I unloaded on her in front of everyone at lunch. I feel much better."
Person 2: "Wow...dude....you rocked her....I didn't know you had that much hate inside you...."

by David Smitty December 24, 2007

unLOADing Dock

your number one slam piece or booty calls house or apartment where you go to skeet skeet after a stressful day

Yo i'm real stressed about that exam I'm bout to hit the unloading dock for a quick minute

by a Vass in the house February 9, 2010

unload

To take a big shit.

Man, I ate a bunch of pancakes & now I have to unload.

by G_macon August 9, 2007

Unloading

Shooting a load, cumming, jizzing

MOCO loves unloading all over chicks' faces and titties!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

Unload the dishwasher

Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)

Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate

by Garrett S. August 2, 2021

Emo unload

The release of pent-up emotions which one attempted to repress while getting dumped by the love of your life.

I served him with am emo unload following the myocardial infuctuption which resulted from him ending the relationship.

by Etak_soda December 26, 2011