unfuckable

a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her

1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckable

by yorn aim November 14, 2003

Unfuckable

Someone that is incredibly disgusting and no one would ever have sex with, and it's basically a major turn off

That Bryan kid is a big turn off, unfuckable as hell

by Leonardobuttmuncher June 16, 2018

unfuckable list

An unwritten (or written) list of individuals a person keeps that they find unfuckable.

Out of all the people I wouldn't do, Eric is at the top of my Unfuckable List. There ain't enough alcohol in the world for me fuck him.

by Waiting for Never December 1, 2015

unfuckable

Some thing or situation that is so cool, so very perfect, so impressive, that no one could ever concieve of it as fucked, or fucked up, or all fucked up; or say about it "Fuck that." It's too good. It can't be fucked. It's unfuckable. From the Russian nev'yebenno.

Did you try the spicy spinach dip? It's so good it's unfuckable.

by David Coufal October 3, 2003

unsinkable molly brown

A turd that cannot be flushed.

Damn! Who clogged up the toilet? That is one unsinkable molly brown!

by CesareL May 14, 2007

UnFuckable

An extremely ugly woman/girl that nobody wants to have sex with.

"That maddi girl is UnFuckable"

by Logan Dempster July 16, 2016

Unfuckable

Not always in a sense meaning you just look fucking hideous. Lots of times, unfuckable can be someone you consistently try to talk into fucking and fail every single time. Kind of like this "hard to get" bullshit that goes on all the time. Hard to fuck lmao.

A: I hope you get a chance, bro because I never could get her to let me fuck her.
B: Forreal?
A: Yeah man. She's so hot, yet so unfuckable. Basically, she's a really hot conservative. She seems so fucking moral.

by ahkbar47 July 8, 2016