unicycle

Throwing all of your trash and recyclables into one garbage can to be picked up.

Do I recycle? No, I unicycle.

by Pedro Dido February 10, 2010

russian unicycle

To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.

After a long day in rehab Sam and Dan got down on the russian unicycle.

by arbor junkie June 30, 2015

midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.

Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle

by Cert Andy June 7, 2016

Unicycle Wheelchair

Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"

The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.

Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.

Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.

"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"

by Jeffrey Douglas August 12, 2006

Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.

Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.

by Bryan McCabe December 26, 2006

unicycle

A man that spins his own wheels. A man that pleasures himself. Pleasure in your own company, no one else.

The lonely man performed a unicycle in the privacy of his own home.

by Dman930 February 21, 2009

Unicycle

Noun. A person who cannot stop wheeling for fear of "falling over" in life. See wheeling.

High Schooler #1: Dude, that new kid is flirting with all of the girls.

High Schooler #2: I know he is a total unicycle.

by soccermaniac88 October 26, 2009