Jkjk.... Unless??

Often paired with ironic use of emojis, it's used to indicate an ironic willingness to act on a (usually wacky) idea

"what if we kissed 😳 and we were both boys 😳... Jkjk.... Unless?? 👀 👉👈😳🥺"

by S_K_1522 October 10, 2020

Unless

The word used by the character in every action film with some form of comedy, who need persuading to help in the quest of the main characters.

The characters are always in the same form, be it the:

-Child
-Guy who has given up
-Guy who was hurt by main character or
-The fat shithead who makes you sit in the cinema for a whole 5 minutes more than needed just cause he wants something in return.

Main character(s): Can you tell us where he is?

Child: No! You were mean to me! I wont tell you!

Child: Unless...

-Main character(s) now shown in next scene usually doing or wearing something completely moronic.

by CtrlAltDelete May 16, 2009

We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

by Oh my my February 24, 2015

Unless

That one line in "We Know" used to progress the plot to the "Reynolds Pamphlet".

Hamilton: You have nothing, I don't have to tell you anything at all
Burr & friends: UNLESS

by ThatOneGuyWhoUsesCamalCase December 19, 2018

liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

Quote from a King somewhere

Stop drinking that beer you queer. Liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

by Notaking January 28, 2017

Josh Unglesby Jesus

Josh Jesus is the biggest man whore alive but you have to love him.
He is so sweet and nice and hot in such an odd way.
When I see him I get lost in his eyes and I regret the fact that I ever doubted
the person he is.
He is the most amazing guy, any girl would be lucky to have him.
He is also a huge asshole, but he is Jesus.
I hate the fact that I'm still so in love with you.
You deserve to be happy no matter what.

Josh Unglesby Jesus I am in love with you and I don't know why!

by FranklinFalconsFTW March 29, 2009

ungles

when your uncle owns a large company.

My father works at my ungles.

by Jack Fisher April 20, 2008