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unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right
That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face
unfortunate face by Lop lop March 8, 2010

unfortunate circumstance 

Your current state being less than optimal.
We're stranded on an uncharted island. This unfortunate circumstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.

unfortunate fold 

the fold you get when wearing chakie or cargo shorts while sitting, that makes it appear as if you have an erection
i was watching blues clues yesterday and my mom saw my unfortunate fold, so now she thinks im a freak

unfortunetly kind 

When a person can't help but be nice, which makes them applauded by all but can be quite the inconvience.
"Sally is so unfortunetly kind. Did you know she said yes when Urkle asked her to prom? She's was probably thinking, Somebody get me the hell out of here."
unfortunetly kind by cakeface2569 December 4, 2009

Unfortunatum 

When a situation is seen as so unfortunate that the decision-maker is confined to an Ultimatum;
A descriptor for the lowest levels of unfortunate conceivable by Man
Adjective: "Oh you have to write 3 Theses for this Semester? That's pretty unfortunatum."
Noun: "He found himself in an unfortunatum when he had to decide between 2D and 3D Girls."
Unfortunatum by Solstro April 23, 2018

unfortunate 

An expression of utter dismay when you play e5 in response to e4 in a game of bughouse.
Pieces, give me pieces. I think I can checkmate in five.
Unfortunate.