Uncle Joe Hobo

A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.

Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."

"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."

by alleycatpub February 23, 2017

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Uncle Joe

This boi is always horny. His nephews run when they hear him yell “WHICH ONE OF YOUR FUCKERS IS GETTING ON MY COCK TONIGHT”. Although he does buy his nephews lap dances at the club and buys them drugs and alcohol. He has an obsession with putting his nephews in a closet. Those fuckers basically live in there.

“Opens closet” Sam what happened. Uncle Joe put me in here. I screeched not the cock but he gargled that bitch anyways.

by Thanos did nothing wrong November 09, 2019

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What is that cylinder in the blanket Joe... Joe? JOOEEEE STOP

Uncle Joe why ur pp go up

by Ilikepussyonmydick101 February 11, 2020

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Uncle Joe Biden

A term used to describe Joe Biden and his strange actions against women and young children.

Random Person: Hey, who is that sniffing women?

Random Person 2: That's just Uncle Joe Biden

Random Person: Now he's sniffing a child!

Random Person 2: Well at least he isn't Honald Glorf!

by ThatInternetGuy* January 25, 2021

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