by DjDreM August 17, 2011
by PurrFurr69 April 23, 2020
Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Uncle- Somebody who tells bad jokes, is basically the family handyman, is always drunk, and his favorite movie is his favorite because someone from WWE Stars in it.
"That dude over there is such an Uncle"
by Mr.Ma'am September 21, 2015
A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 12, 2010
The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.
Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
by The Real Jink July 11, 2006
Tickle Tickle Tickle
by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019