The Ugly Duckling Effect

When a friend of yours gets a girlfriend or boyfriend and they update their relationship on facebook, you click on their name to see what they look like and they are always the ugliest person in the group photo.

"Dude, Fred got a new girlfriend!"-Kyle
"Dude, let me see!" -Frank
"Oh, god nevermind, The ugly duckling effect strikes again." -Kule

by GRMCE August 14, 2012

Ugly duckling

When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.

Aw man. I like having a ruddy duck, but I forgot to wash it off last night, so I woke up with a ugly duckling this morning!

by Jimmy Berserkeah November 10, 2007

Ugly duckling

A person who is as ugly as Donald trump

Ugh that girl over there is such an ugly duckling!!!!!

by Number 1 bataattaaaa April 24, 2018

ugly duckling

that one guy who gets to hold the camera every time your friends want to take a picture

A: Dude could you take a picture
B: Sure *tries to take a selfie
A: No you can't be in it you ugly duckling
C: More like ugly fuckling

by graider September 13, 2018

Ugly duckling

A fugly ass egghead who sucks unwiped booty cheeks and will remain forever bitchless.

Ugly Duckling is a synonym for maidenless

“Yo have you seen that fugly ass Joaquin dude”

“Yeah man he has no hoes”

by coochiegucciluois July 17, 2022

Uglyduckling

A intrenet user with bad luck who has been through so much shit to the point where it feels like a fever dream first started posting started on 4chan then made her way to other platforms

1person : do you who is uglyduckling?

2person : that person that goes through so much shit right?

1person : yes lol

by Fishjuice March 29, 2023

Uglyducklingism

A sexual or romantic fetish characterized by an intense attraction to romantic imbalance, specifically when a significantly conventionally attractive person (usually male) actively seeks out and desires someone who is considered socially or physically unattractive (usually female), deriving pleasure from the contrast, subversion of expectations, or perceived imbalance of "beauty power." This kink may include elements of praise, degradation, transformation fantasy, social taboo, or domination/submission dynamics

Example Usage:
"Jake's got a serious case of uglyducklingism — the hotter he gets, the more he wants a girl who's totally off the radar. It's like, the mismatch turns him on."

by THEWRITINGMAN April 21, 2025